When I was little we had this great book called Seven Wild Pigs by Helme Heine. It was so funny, I’m pretty sure my parents had to read a lot out of it! I still know some of the rhymes by heart, they always made me laugh so much
Here is a free translation, I couldn’t find an english version.
“Apple juice tastes wonderful,
quenches the thirst and makes you strong.
But apple juice is great crap
if the bottle’s empty yet.” Helme Heine, Apple juice